FortuneFlux

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
— G. B. Shaw

How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
“That’s a known problem… don’t worry about it.”

Hhhmmmmmmmm
waterbeds for cows
eleet
Culus: why would a cow need a waterbed?
cas: To be comfy warm

buzzword, n:
The fly in the ointment of computer literacy.

When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?

I am two with nature.
— Woody Allen

Monitored by the American Human Association.

Griffin’s Thought:
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14

Uh-oh!! I forgot to submit to COMPULSORY URINALYSIS!