A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
— Helen Rowland
We must believe that it is the darkest before the dawn of a beautiful
new world. We will see it when we believe it.
— Saul Alinsky
I call them as I see them. If I can’t see them, I make them up.
— Biff Barf
Forms follow function, and often obliterate it.
"Life is too important to take seriously."
— Corky Siegel
No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
— Fran Lebowitz
JHM wonders what Joey did to earn “I’d just like to say, for the record,
that Joey rules.”
— Seen on #Debian
If you give a man enough rope, he’ll claim he’s tied up at the office.
Today is Pungenday, the 14th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3180