You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
— Al Capone
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 41st day of Discord in the YOLD 3180
You can’t hug a child with nuclear arms.
Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
— Will Rogers
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
— Lily Tomlin
You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
…[Linux’s] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals.
— Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.