One learns to itch where one can scratch.
— Ernest Bramah
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through
— Ashleigh Brilliant
Force has no place where there is need of skill.
You can’t erase a dream, you can only wake me up.
— Peter Frampton
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy.
— Linda Festa
Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.
Today is Sweetmorn, the 42nd day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3180
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact,
proof is necessary.
— Samuel Clemens