"You can’t have filenames longer than 14 chars.
You can’t even think about them!”
— Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
One does not thank logic.
— Sarek, “Journey to Babel”, stardate 3842.4
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.
Post office will not deliver without proper postage.
It works better if you plug it in.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
— Charles McCabe
Just a quick reminder that Chaos rules over us puny humans.
It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
Man 1: Ask me the what the most important thing about telling a good joke is.
Man 2: OK, what is the most impo —