Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who
will get the blame.
— Laurence J. Peter
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
— Kingsley Amis
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.
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The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.
— G. B. Shaw